1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,503 And all finished! 2 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:07,090 Tomorrow is the unbirthday party, so don't be late. 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:10,260 Time for me to get this dumb collar off once and for all. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,429 Just you wait, house warden. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,807 Trey. Cater. 6 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:19,228 Please. Help us. It's too much. 7 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:23,023 I am truly baffled by the audacity of these fools. 8 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,816 What do they take the rules for? 9 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:54,012 What's this? For painting my roses red, 10 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:56,306 someone will lose his head! 11 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,685 Oh, no, Your Majesty, please! It's all his fault! 12 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,312 Not me, your Grace! The Ace! 13 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,521 No, the Two! 14 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,147 That's enough! 15 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:07,568 Off with their heads! 16 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,912 Oh, I couldn't possibly take another bite of tuna. 17 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,376 Another weird dream. 18 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,881 And the party's today. I hope that's not a bad sign. 19 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:09,606 AN ARMY OF ONE 20 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,194 So sleepy. 21 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,823 That said, I'm pretty stoked to hand over this tart, apologize, 22 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,616 and get this dumb thing off of me. 23 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,910 -Good morning! -Huh? 24 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,831 Hey! Cutting it kinda close, don't you think? 25 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,751 We had to start setting up without you. 26 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,086 I forgot about your signature spell. 27 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,838 Yeah, that really freaked me out. 28 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:37,008 Aw, we're just giving you a cheerful welcome for your first unbirthday party. 29 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,802 How'd you get your formal wear? 30 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,096 Hand-delivered from his room by yours truly. 31 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:44,391 Yeah, it had to be. Since someone won't let me in. 32 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,059 Oh, right. 33 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,562 Yeah, that's a snazzy outfit! 34 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,606 Obviously you've got dress to the 99s for a party like this! 35 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,026 And that means you, too, Grimmy. 36 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:57,195 Whoa! 37 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,947 Man, I look adorable! 38 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:02,201 -And you've got the tart! -I was afraid you might forget. 39 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:04,202 Okey dokey. Come on. 40 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:06,621 On behalf of Heartslabyul House… 41 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:10,125 Welcome! To our very merry unbirthday party! 42 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:20,302 Oh, wow. Everything looks so fancy. 43 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,847 Uh… Awful lot of dudes collared-up in here. 44 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,849 We had a situation. 45 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,434 Huh… 46 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:33,482 Please welcome our leader, the red sovereign himself… 47 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:37,694 Our house warden Riddle Rosehearts! 48 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,116 Impressive. 49 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:45,827 Hmm… 50 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:51,625 Good. The rosebushes are red. The tablecloths are white. 51 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,085 A very well-executed unbirthday. 52 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,838 And the dormouse. Asleep in the teapot, I presume? 53 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,089 Of course. 54 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:02,177 We've also prepared a jam to spread on its nose, should that become necessary. 55 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,512 Excellent. 56 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:07,307 Now, let us make a toast before we begin the croquet tournament. 57 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,309 Does everyone have a teacup? 58 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:13,605 Ahem. On this most inauspicious day, a merry unbirthday. 59 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,815 To you! 60 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,942 Merry unbirthday! 61 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,573 Yum! 62 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,419 Hey, king, I think now's your best chance. 63 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,213 Okay. 64 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,966 Uh, Housewarden. 65 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,218 Hmm? 66 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:46,429 I wanted to apologize for eating a slice of that strawberry tart, 67 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,349 so Trey helped me bake a whole new one just for you. 68 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:54,354 Hmm… What kind of tart did you make? 69 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,523 I was hoping you'd ask me that question. 70 00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:01,194 We wanted to indulge your latest craving, so… it's a chestnut tart! 71 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,116 Is that a good face? 72 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,536 You are unbelievable. 73 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,998 Huh? 74 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:16,710 Queen of Hearts, Rule 562: 75 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,546 "One must never, under any circumstances, bring a chestnut tart 76 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,339 to an unbirthday tea party." 77 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,718 And yet, here you are in flagrant violation! 78 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,470 I am convinced you do this entirely to mock me. 79 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,599 You have ruined the entire event, you imbecile! 80 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:34,936 What? Rule 562? How many rules are there? 81 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,063 There are 810. 82 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,774 And someone around here must enforce them. 83 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,902 There are 810? 84 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,654 Oh, no. Trey, did you know about this? 85 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,489 I haven't memorized that far. 86 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,116 Only up to 350. 87 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,620 I didn't expect there to be a rule dictating tart flavors. 88 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,913 As house warden of the Heartslabyul House 89 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,375 founded on the Queen of Hearts' strict discipline, 90 00:06:56,458 --> 00:07:00,378 I cannot overlook this infraction! Dispose of that at once! 91 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,213 No way! That's a load of nonsense! 92 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,174 If you're tossing it, I'll eat it! 93 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,011 Housewarden, please accept my apologies. 94 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,347 I was the one who suggested he make a chestnut tart. 95 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,767 Yeah! It never even occurred to us to check if there was a rule against it! 96 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,102 The creation of the tart is not the issue. 97 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:21,441 The issue is bringing it here! To this tea party! Today of all days! 98 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,742 Forgive me… 99 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:35,538 But if I may ask, how important is following that particular rule? 100 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,792 I can't imagine that anyone here really cares 101 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,729 about the presence of a chestnut tart. 102 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,174 -What are you say... -He's right, you know. 103 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:47,884 Don't be such an idiot. 104 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,971 "Idiot"? 105 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,848 How dare you! 106 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:57,018 Okay, reel it back! We don't use that word around here. 107 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,437 I don't care, I'm saying it! You're an idiot! 108 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,981 Everyone hates these rules. They're ridiculous! 109 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:05,652 I have to side with Ace on this. You're just being unreasonable. 110 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,738 How very brave of you. 111 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,489 Would anyone else care to speak up? 112 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,075 Come on, guys, you don't have to be afraid of this dude! 113 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,202 You all agree this is insane, don't you? 114 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,414 Ah, do you, now? 115 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,541 Um, of course not, Housewarden! 116 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,334 N-never! 117 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,503 Suck-up cowards. Pathetic. 118 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:28,216 In the year that I have served as house warden, not a single student 119 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,885 has been expelled or held back a year. 120 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,805 Heartslabyul is the only House to achieve this feat. 121 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,350 That alone puts me in the right! 122 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:41,813 I am the best student and strongest mage of anyone in this house. Remember that! 123 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,023 You shall obey! 124 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,568 Do you think I take your heads for my pleasure? 125 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:50,071 It is your own fault for straying from the path of success. 126 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:55,201 And if this behavior continues, then every one of your heads will roll! 127 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:58,163 All right, that's enough. Apologize to the Housewarden! 128 00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,831 I refuse. 129 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,166 I won't either. 130 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,501 Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me as well. 131 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,879 I'm not gonna bow to such a cranky little tyrant. 132 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:09,382 What did you just call me? 133 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,677 He called you a selfish, nasty, miserable old tyrant! 134 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,637 And you don't respect food! 135 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,610 Then it's Off With Your Heads once and for all! 136 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:31,071 Remove them from my sight! 137 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:36,785 I'm sorry, you guys. You know we can't disobey the house warden. 138 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:41,623 I feel awful. You still need to apologize, but I'll go talk to him. 139 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:47,629 Damn that guy. I refuse! I will never apologize! 140 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:53,468 Well, let us collect ourselves and carry on. 141 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:56,805 I believe we had the croquet tournament next, did we not? 142 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,973 Uh… It is! Yes, sir. 143 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,980 Not to nag, but are you sure you're okay with this? 144 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,967 No, Mother, wait, you're mistaken! 145 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,678 Please, don't, Mother. It's not their fault! Mother, please! 146 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:51,192 That puts us 15 minutes behind schedule. How unfortunate. 147 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,118 Damn it, damn it, damn it! 148 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,537 That tiny little twerp pisses me off so much, 149 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,956 it's like he thinks he's the Queen of Hearts herself! 150 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:08,877 I am never gonna be an honor student at this rate. 151 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,630 I can't breathe! Why do they have to be so dang heavy? 152 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,677 You all look so dashing 153 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,388 in your little collars. Oh, yes! 154 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,226 It's-It's a disembodied head! 155 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,897 Oh, dear. Sorry, loves. Forgot I'm not all there! 156 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:36,821 Who are you? 157 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:40,366 Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker, at your service, sirs! 158 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:45,663 Now, you may say I'm a cat, or you may say I'm a "purrs on," but either way… 159 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,998 Uh, come again? 160 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,750 Artem… Artichoke? 161 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,628 Oh, call me Chenya. Everyone else does. 162 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,880 Look, man, I was just humiliated by a tyrant 163 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,966 so I don't have the patience for this. Get lost! 164 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,802 Riddle, a tyrant? 165 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,348 I certainly see how you came to that conclusion. 166 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:07,185 He was always a rather persnickety little kitty even as a child. 167 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,396 Wait, even as a child? You know the Housewarden? 168 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,567 Perhaps I do, and perhaps I don't! 169 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,528 Well, which is it? 170 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,780 Yeah, we're gonna need a lot more than that. 171 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,783 What happened to that kid to make him such a dictator? 172 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,369 Forgive me, but you'll have to ask four-eyes! 173 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,121 Four-eyes, who? You mean Trey? 174 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:31,084 Yes, he's known Riddle since he was just a twinkle in his mother's eye! 175 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,434 Trey and the house warden are childhood friends? 176 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,381 I never would have guessed. 177 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,590 Ta-ta. 178 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,717 Hey, wait a sec. 179 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,601 He's just gone. 180 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,104 What an a-meow-zing little weirdo he is. 181 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,023 Ugh, now I'm talking like him. 182 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,819 If nothing else, I guess we at least have something new to think about. 183 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:04,158 Guys, I really think we ought to go back to the dorm and look for Trey. 184 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,411 Well, I ain't gonna apologize to get this collar off 185 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,246 and they won't let us in otherwise. 186 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,332 -Hey. There you are. -Huh? 187 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,376 Oh, hey. 188 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:18,840 I was just saying we should try to find you. Were you looking for us? 189 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,385 Yeah. It's entirely my fault this happened. 190 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,345 So what are you gonna do about it? 191 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,514 I mean, we know you guys grew up together. 192 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,391 Have you always let him boss you around? 193 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,769 Some guy named Chenya said as much. 194 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,604 I see. 195 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:34,814 And you're older. 196 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,525 What are you doing stressing over some underclassman? 197 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,694 Go out there and give him a piece of your mind! 198 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,362 Yeah! What they said! 199 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,906 Maybe I should. 200 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,201 But I don't have the heart to scold him. 201 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,411 Really. And why's that? 202 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,622 Because everything about him 203 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,667 was built on a foundation of strict discipline. 204 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:01,257 His parents are exceptional magical healers in our hometown. 205 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,608 His mother, in particular. 206 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:07,305 And she wanted Riddle to be exceptional, too. To that end, 207 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,932 she maintained perfect order in her home. 208 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,519 She scheduled every waking minute of his life around his studies. 209 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,523 She decided what he ate, what he wore. Everything. 210 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,984 Even who his friends were. 211 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:25,907 But he wanted to make them proud, so he did as he was told. 212 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,910 And he mastered his signature spell at the age of ten. 213 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,621 That's just how he grew up. 214 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,041 So now, of course Riddle believes that imposing strict limits 215 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,876 can help a person grow and improve, 216 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,254 and that any and all rule-breaking is immoral and vile. 217 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,050 So, if he accepts that rule-breaking is okay, 218 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:48,084 that would fly in the face of everything his parents said that made him who he is. 219 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,555 Is that it? 220 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,184 I understand completely why you hate the way he acts. 221 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,145 And I agree it's gone too far. 222 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:01,734 But in spite of that, I still can't find it in myself to tell him off. 223 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,987 It's no wonder he turned out like he did. 224 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,405 You really can't blame him. 225 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,407 Nah, I guess not. 226 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,496 You know, I'm really glad you told us that. 227 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,997 I think I get it now. 228 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,752 You're the real reason 229 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,213 that Housewarden Riddle is so messed up, aren't you, Trey? 230 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,427 No one gets to choose their own parents, so we can forget about that. 231 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,597 But where the heck were you in all this? You had to have some idea 232 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,890 his folks were screwing him up! 233 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,935 No, Mother, wait, you're mistaken! Please don't, Mother. 234 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,687 It's not their fault, Mother. Please! 235 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,782 So if you agree that the house warden is making all the same mistakes with us 236 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,493 that his mother made with him, then you have to tell him! 237 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,621 Oh, great, so you feel sorry for him. What good is that gonna do? 238 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,874 You really wanna sit there and watch till he winds up friendless and alone? 239 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,626 Whoa, Ace, you're being kinda harsh. 240 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,045 Or maybe you don't wanna say anything because you're too scared 241 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,798 of getting locked up in one of these stupid things yourself. 242 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:05,924 You're pathetic! 243 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,758 You're supposed to be his friend! 244 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,428 And that's not how real friends treat each other! 245 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,113 Quiet in the library, please, Mr. Trappola. 246 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,158 Headmage! How long have you been standing there? 247 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,537 Long enough to know you take issue with your housewarden's governance. 248 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,039 You're, uh… not gonna pass that alo... 249 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,667 And if that is the case, why not become house warden yourself? 250 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,128 You are more than welcome to challenge Mr. Rosehearts for his seat. 251 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,379 Cha… 252 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:47,089 Challenge him? 253 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,592 Oh, dear. 254 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,178 Indeed, Mr. Rosehearts himself became house warden 255 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,721 by challenging his predecessor. 256 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,056 But, like, how? 257 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,851 There are several ways to go about it, but those two dueled for the role. 258 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,813 If Ace fights him and wins, he'll be in charge just like that? 259 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,982 That's one way to get these collars off. 260 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:10,196 Does that entice you, Mr. Trappola? Shall I begin preparations for a duel? 261 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,739 Hmm… 262 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,618 Yes! Sure! Might as well try! 263 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,872 And as soon as I beat him, I'll make him grovel. 264 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,959 Please forgive me, Housewarden, sir. I was wrong! 265 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,961 I'm gonna ruin that guy's life. 266 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,295 Maybe don't. 267 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,428 You do that, you're no better than Riddle. 268 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,841 I wanna challenge him too. 269 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,094 I always wondered what it would be like at the top. 270 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,762 Then count me in too! 271 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,847 I do admire your ambition, Monster Grim, 272 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,975 but I am afraid that students may only challenge the warden 273 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,518 -of their current house. -What? 274 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,812 Ah! And one more thing, 275 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,649 any and all non-magical assaults in these duels are strictly prohibited. 276 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,858 Huh? 277 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,027 Now you will have to excuse me, I fear. 278 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,322 Do brush up your spell work in the meantime. Bye-bye, now! 279 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,327 Well, we'll manage somehow, won't we? 280 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,413 Sure! Of course we will. 281 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,707 -All right, then. Let's do it! -Yeah! 282 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,347 As for you, "Your Majesty." 283 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:22,310 You're just a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant! 284 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,939 Off with her head! 285 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,874 Today's the day. 286 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,507 -Two of 'em? That'll be weird. -They can't be serious. 287 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,718 -That'll be weird. -Trey, I have a bad feeling about this. 288 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,890 Our challengers! 289 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,892 DAUNTLESS COURAGE 1-A ACE TRAPPOLA - DEUCE SPADE 290 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,230 Students! We shall now commence the official duel 291 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,650 for the title of Heartslabyul Housewarden. 292 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:14,278 Mr. Rosehearts, please remove the magic-sealing collars 293 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,489 which put the challengers at a disadvantage. 294 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:22,703 Yes! I feel about a million times lighter now. 295 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,956 Enjoy this brief moment of freedom while it lasts. 296 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,834 I assure you, you'll be back in those collars before long. 297 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,337 It ain't over till it's over, punk! 298 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,047 Do you truly believe that? 299 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,548 Duh! Obviously! 300 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,842 We wouldn't challenge you to a duel as a joke. 301 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,469 Hmm… 302 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:42,890 Then tell me, what is the meaning of that ridiculous thing you're wearing? 303 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,028 I lent it to him. 304 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,144 It's just an armored helmet. 305 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:50,272 Back in my world, swordsmen wear these into battle. 306 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,483 I see. So be it. 307 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,277 Housewarden Riddle, it's almost time for tea. 308 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,529 What would you like to do? 309 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,281 What do you think? Make preparations as scheduled. 310 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,366 Yes, sir. 311 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,828 As you can see, we're a bit short on time. 312 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,163 Attack together and we'll get this done. 313 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,583 Very well. 314 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:13,838 The duel will begin the moment this mirror hits the ground and shatters. 315 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,631 Ready… 316 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,770 Off With Your Head! 317 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,274 Hey! 318 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,900 No way! 319 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,737 What the heck? 320 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,530 Wow. 321 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,282 Oh, no. You okay? 322 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:47,037 You couldn't even last five seconds. 323 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,757 Hey, Kalim. 324 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,678 Ruggie's here to see you. 325 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,721 Oh, yeah! I forgot that was today. 326 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:30,808 I told him if he wanted to come over, we'd treat him to all the very best dishes 327 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,226 from the Scalding Sands! 328 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,728 Who's we? Who do you expect to cook all that? 329 00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:35,813 Well, you, of course! 330 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:39,400 What do you mean, "of course"? I've had just about enough of this, Kalim! 331 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,277 -Oh? Enough of what? -Cooking! 332 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,696 How many days in a row do you expect me to cook for your guests? 333 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:47,700 Well, yesterday and the day before. I don't know, you tell me. 334 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:51,495 -It's been three straight weeks! -Oh, that is a lot, isn't it? 335 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,414 I'm not doing it. You're on your own. 336 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,833 No! 337 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,213 Hey, Ruggie, I gotta cancel our plans today. 338 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,300 I know you were looking forward to it, but we'll have to do this some other time. 339 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:08,053 Canceled? No! I was looking forward to this all week! 340 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,389 You can't cancel on me now, Kalim. 341 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,601 You said yourself, we were gonna dance and feast and have a blast! 342 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,019 Oh… Yeah. 343 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:19,982 I even skipped dinner last night to make sure I had enough room in my tummy. 344 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,110 And I brought all these containers so I could take home all the leftovers! 345 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:27,072 Whoa! I didn't realize you were planning your whole week around this. 346 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,574 Oh, yeah. You know it! 347 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:32,286 Very well, then! For you, I'll cancel the cancellation! 348 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:37,124 We don't need Jamil. I can cook for you all by myself. 349 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,793 Really? Okay. So, what are we gonna start with, then? 350 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:42,922 Well, the Scalding Sands' famous stew should be easy enough. 351 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,552 I just gotta put all the ingredients and stuff in a pot till it gets all mushy, 352 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:48,636 -right? -Wrong! 353 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,180 You've never cooked before, have you? 354 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,515 -Not a once! -Uh, Jamil? 355 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,310 Don't ask me for anything. I'm not doing it. 356 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,396 Come on, don't say that. Pretty please, for me? 357 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,398 Nope! My decision is final. 358 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:05,319 Yeah, I totally get it. Some days you're just not in the mood, are you? 359 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:07,529 -But if you don't, we'll starve. -Huh? 360 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:11,367 Some kinda meat, some kinda shrooms, some kinda fruit, 361 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,994 and all of our spiciest spices. 362 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,329 Whoa! Hang on, there! 363 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:18,207 You can't just throw a bunch of random stuff together like that! 364 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,752 Told ya. You can't let him loose in here, he doesn't know what he's doing. 365 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:25,881 I'm not cooking! I said it before and I'll say it again, I'm not doing it today! 366 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,467 I know what you said. But are you sure? 367 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:32,471 Think again. 'Cause if you don't, Kalim's gonna poison us all to death. 368 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:37,184 Oh, wait! I can just cook whatever I want with magic! 369 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,231 Not again! 370 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,322 Mmm! 371 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,282 Welp, thanks for the meal prep, guys! 372 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,867 See ya next time!